March 2011
joy stomach bug. i feel like shit.
My followers are all so pretty.
unicornp0rn:
And I’m just sitting here wallowing in my unattractiveness like:
Seth Cohen was born in Berkeley, California, to parents Sanford “Sandy” Cohen and Kirsten Cohen (née Nichol). Raised in Newport Beach, he is Jewish on his father’s side and connects and identifies with his father’s religious and cultural background. However, he embraces the mutual holiday of Chrismukkah, a joint Christmas and Hanukkah holiday. Seth is very sarcastic and...
How to Dance Like a Warbler - "Misery" Edition
alexxeliasxox:
Hit it!
When you finish painting your nails, and you touch...
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
kianaparker:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other person...
When you focus on problems, you will have more...
